After my GF refused because I wanted to use a rubber.

just shoot it on her face. lol joke. bye

Can you beat the champ?

lets make some asian babies real quick.. u are drop dead gorgeous and i have a big dick despite being asain..so basically our babies will be perfect and will conqur th world for us !

To the European imagining

To the European imagining how Americans go to bed; I give you my nightstand.

Welcome home!

Don't just fuck the police. Take the police out to dinner and a movie, show them a nice time, take them home and then fuck the police.

They've gotten more ridiculous.

there's a snake in my boot - woody, I don't wanna hear about your woody, pal, not all mexican missy. and tbt the radical ones are the ones that grew up in the states!

Cool magic trick you should learn

Cool magic trick you should learn Lol Funny very funny

I love Squirtle!

I love Squirtle! lol

All the ladies will understand the insanity of this she-wolf

All the ladies will understand the insanity of this she-wolf

I completely forgot about it

You're all going to Heaven!

When my short friend and I are at the bar and the bartender asks if he gets I.D'd a lot

Thank you for reminding me!

So my 1st grade daughter got an answer wrong on a test and still doesn't understand why.

..and then you're stuck sitting there in total silence with a complete stranger

The axe-effect

"I don't accept half-assed attempts at bribery, b*tch." - Dog