After my GF refused because I wanted to use a rubber.

just shoot it on her face. lol joke. ...

Can you beat the champ?

lets make some asian babies real quick.. u are drop dead gorgeous and i have a big dick despite being asain..so basically...

To the European imagining

To the European imagining how Americans go to bed; I give you my nightstan...

Welcome home!

Don't just fuck the police. Take the police out to dinner and a movie, show them a nice time, take them home and then fuck...

They've gotten more ridiculous.

there's a snake in my boot - woody, I don't wanna hear about your woody, pal, not all mexican missy. and tbt the radical...

Cool magic trick you should learn

Cool magic trick you should learn Lol Funny very funny...

I love Squirtle!

I love Squirtle! lol ...

All the ladies will understand the insanity of this she-wolf

All the ladies will understand the insanity of this she-w...

I completely forgot about it

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You're all going to Heaven!

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When my short friend and I are at the bar and the bartender asks if he gets I.D'd a lot

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Thank you for reminding me!

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So my 1st grade daughter got an answer wrong on a test and still doesn't understand why.

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..and then you're stuck sitting there in total silence with a complete stranger

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The axe-effect

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"I don't accept half-assed attempts at bribery, b*tch." - Dog

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