The difference between man and women

You hate Mondays? I LOVE Mondays!

Everyone cares about men and women, what about the Pokemon?!

Heel, motherf**ker.

And it probably left him speechless too.

After my GF refused because I wanted to use a rubber.

just shoot it on her face. lol joke. bye

Can you beat the champ?

lets make some asian babies real quick.. u are drop dead gorgeous and i have a big dick despite being asain..so basically our babies will be perfect and will conqur th world for us !

To the European imagining

To the European imagining how Americans go to bed; I give you my nightstand.