The difference between man and women

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You hate Mondays? I LOVE Mondays!

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Everyone cares about men and women, what about the Pokemon?!

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Heel, motherf**ker.

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And it probably left him speechless too.

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After my GF refused because I wanted to use a rubber.

just shoot it on her face. lol joke. ...

Can you beat the champ?

lets make some asian babies real quick.. u are drop dead gorgeous and i have a big dick despite being asain..so basically...

To the European imagining

To the European imagining how Americans go to bed; I give you my nightstan...