| You Got Me This Time, Dog Posted: 17 May 2013 08:00 PM PDT |
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| When I Find You, I Will Make Plans With You Posted: 17 May 2013 12:00 PM PDT |
| Got Ninjas? I Can't See Them Posted: 17 May 2013 11:45 AM PDT |
| Louis Vitton Finally Released a Pacific Northwest Line Posted: 17 May 2013 11:30 AM PDT |
| Did You Go to the Store and Ask for ALL THE CORONA? Posted: 17 May 2013 11:00 AM PDT |
| Kevin Williamson, National Review Writer, Smashes the Phone of Obnoxious Texter Sitting Next to Him at the Theater Posted: 17 May 2013 10:30 AM PDT  There's always that one person. That rude, inconsiderate jackass who won't stop talking or texting during a performance. Being a professional theater critic, Kevin Williamson has experienced his fair share of these people. However, he finally snapped on the night of May 14th. Williamson was attending a cabaret performance of Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812. If you're unfamiliar with cabaret seating, it's basically done with the audience in small groups at round tables of six or seven. Williamson happened to be sitting next to a woman who would not stop using her phone, even after the performance had started. Upon Williamson telling the woman to please stop, her response was: "so don't look." Blood pressure rising. Keep calm. Breathe. After a few more minutes, Williamson told her again to stop texting, asking her sarcastically if "she had special permission to use her phone during the performance." Her response? "Mind your own business." That's it. I am so done. Williamson then promptly became the hero the NYC Standard Highline Carnival Tent deserves, and snatched the phone from the woman's hand, and threw it across the room and out the door. Williamson received a slap in the face from the woman and a quick ousting from the theater. Was it worth it? Totally. Let's all follow Kevin Williamson's example and not put up with people's rude crap. Oh, and according to Williamson, the performance was top-notch.  |
| Sportsmanship WIN Posted: 17 May 2013 10:00 AM PDT Submitted by: Unknown (via Reddit)  |
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| Probably Bad News of the Day: Once Bitten, a Thousand Times Stung Posted: 17 May 2013 08:30 AM PDT Submitted by: Unknown (via Metro)  |
| These Humans Have Some Special Tricks to Show You! Posted: 17 May 2013 07:30 AM PDT The people you see here might not be changing the world or winning any awards anytime soon, but they all have a little something special that will make them the life of the party. What kind of party is sort of up for debate, but we'll leave you to judge that.  |
| Who Needs Some Bacon Vodka? Posted: 17 May 2013 07:00 AM PDT |
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| Arm Wrestling is a Passionate Sport Posted: 17 May 2013 04:00 AM PDT |
