I completely forgot about it

You're all going to Heaven!

When my short friend and I are at the bar and the bartender asks if he gets I.D'd a lot

Thank you for reminding me!

So my 1st grade daughter got an answer wrong on a test and still doesn't understand why.

..and then you're stuck sitting there in total silence with a complete stranger

The axe-effect

"I don't accept half-assed attempts at bribery, b*tch." - Dog